impress me.
Good humor involves timing, tension and wit. I have heard potty talk
with some of this, but adults need to be more creative.
Martin Levi
--- In Dems2008@yahoogroups.com, T Bill <newbigtech@...> wrote:
>
> I too support Obama, and i found this to be hillarious.....
>
> And if you have no sense of humor, Go join the Republicans...
They are a pretty dry, rude crew.
>
>
> mmshlevi <mmshlevi@...> wrote:
> I support Obama. And, I do not think Obama would ever
print anything
> like this. If it's attempt at humor, then it fails. There are
> millions of ways to express why one supports a candidate, why do
> people need to resort to this infantil approach? Humor and satire
are
> great tools in language; Gutter talk is a weak minded substitute.
> This is exactly what right wing talk hosts do. Sad, but some on the
> center and left seems to be no different.
>
> Needless to say, I am disappointed with this sort of posting and
the
> other one that calls Obama B.O. Both Hillary and Obama are
dignified
> candidates. Let's raise the discourse.
>
> Martin Levi
>
> --- In Dems2008@yahoogroups.com, "tadviv" <tadviv@> wrote:
> >
> > Hello?
> > Doug, my man, is that you? Glad I caught you, buddy! You've had
> your
> > voicemail on the past few days. Hillary and I have been worried
> sick.
> > I told you to stop calling me.
> > What? That's a fairy tale.
> > The last time we talked, right before I hung up on you, I
> > said, "Stop calling me here."
> > Doug, when you said that, you were in your bedroom, weren't you?
> > Yes, I was in my bedroom. You called me at two A.M. But I don't --
> > and you're not in your bedroom now, are you? I hear a coffee
> maker.
> > You're in your kitchen now, aren't you, Doug? So when you
> said, "Stop
> > calling me here," I naturally assumed you meant, "Don't call me
in
> my
> > bedroom, but the other rooms in my house are fine." It depends on
> the
> > meaning of "here" I hear.
> > I'm changing my phone number.
> > Hillary can do that for you.
> > What?
> > Hillary can change your number. She's been making change for
> thirty-
> > five years. Now, when it comes to calling Verizon customer
service
> > and getting your number changed, who do you trust, someone who's
> been
> > a change agent for thirty-five years or someone who's been making
> > viral videos with the Black Eyed Peas?
> > -- I don't --
> > Now, I've got nothing against the Black Eyed Peas. I like the
> girl,
> > what do they call her, Fergie? She's hot. I like that song that
she
> > does about her humps, and what she's gonna do with that junk, all
> > that junk inside her trunk. Her humps, her humps, her humps, her
> > lovely lady bumps. But she's not even in the video Barack made,
and
> > when you make a video with the Black Eyed Peas I think you owe it
> to
> > the American people to let them know right up front that the hot
> girl
> > with the lovely lady bumps isn't going to be in it, so that
people
> > won't waste their time freeze-framing it.
> > -- I...
> > - Let's say you, Hillary, and Barack are on a life raft in the
> middle
> > of shark-infested waters. And Hillary offers you a life preserver
> and
> > Barack offers you a line of blow. Who would you vote for?
> > I have to take my kids to school.
> > Hillary will take them.
> > What?
> > She'll be over there in ten minutes.
> > She doesn't know where I live.
> > Sure, she does. We drove by your house last night.
> > You drove by my house?
> > We were hoping to chat with you. By the way, the drainpipe in the
> > back needs fixing. It kind of separates from the house when you
try
> > to shimmy up it.
> > I'm getting a restraining order.
> > No, you're not, Doug. Hillary's going to drive your kids to
> school,
> > and then you and I are going to sit down and have ourselves a
nice
> > little talk. Let's say you were stranded on a desert island. Who
> > would you choose to help you survive: someone who had thirty-five
> > years of experience making real change on Day One, or someone who
> > spent his high school years surfing and sucking on a giant bong?
> > [click].
> >
> > Go BIG O in 08!
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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