Re: [Dems2008] Re: Conversation with a Superdelegate...Bill Clinton at his best

I too support Obama, and i found this to be hillarious.....

 

And if you have no sense of humor, Go join the Republicans... They are a pretty dry, rude crew.

mmshlevi <mmshlevi@yahoo.com> wrote:

I support Obama. And, I do not think Obama would ever print anything
like this. If it's attempt at humor, then it fails. There are
millions of ways to express why one supports a candidate, why do
people need to resort to this infantil approach? Humor and satire are
great tools in language; Gutter talk is a weak minded substitute.
This is exactly what right wing talk hosts do. Sad, but some on the
center and left seems to be no different.

Needless to say, I am disappointed with this sort of posting and the
other one that calls Obama B.O. Both Hillary and Obama are dignified
candidates. Let's raise the discourse.

Martin Levi

--- In Dems2008@yahoogroups.com, "tadviv" <tadviv@...> wrote:
>
> Hello?
> Doug, my man, is that you? Glad I caught you, buddy! You've had
your
> voicemail on the past few days. Hillary and I have been worried
sick.
> I told you to stop calling me.
> What? That's a fairy tale.
> The last time we talked, right before I hung up on you, I
> said, "Stop calling me here."
> Doug, when you said that, you were in your bedroom, weren't you?
> Yes, I was in my bedroom. You called me at two A.M. But I don't --
> and you're not in your bedroom now, are you? I hear a coffee
maker.
> You're in your kitchen now, aren't you, Doug? So when you
said, "Stop
> calling me here," I naturally assumed you meant, "Don't call me in
my
> bedroom, but the other rooms in my house are fine." It depends on
the
> meaning of "here" I hear.
> I'm changing my phone number.
> Hillary can do that for you.
> What?
> Hillary can change your number. She's been making change for
thirty-
> five years. Now, when it comes to calling Verizon customer service
> and getting your number changed, who do you trust, someone who's
been
> a change agent for thirty-five years or someone who's been making
> viral videos with the Black Eyed Peas?
> -- I don't --
> Now, I've got nothing against the Black Eyed Peas. I like the
girl,
> what do they call her, Fergie? She's hot. I like that song that she
> does about her humps, and what she's gonna do with that junk, all
> that junk inside her trunk. Her humps, her humps, her humps, her
> lovely lady bumps. But she's not even in the video Barack made, and
> when you make a video with the Black Eyed Peas I think you owe it
to
> the American people to let them know right up front that the hot
girl
> with the lovely lady bumps isn't going to be in it, so that people
> won't waste their time freeze-framing it.
> -- I...
> - Let's say you, Hillary, and Barack are on a life raft in the
middle
> of shark-infested waters. And Hillary offers you a life preserver
and
> Barack offers you a line of blow. Who would you vote for?
> I have to take my kids to school.
> Hillary will take them.
> What?
> She'll be over there in ten minutes.
> She doesn't know where I live.
> Sure, she does. We drove by your house last night.
> You drove by my house?
> We were hoping to chat with you. By the way, the drainpipe in the
> back needs fixing. It kind of separates from the house when you try
> to shimmy up it.
> I'm getting a restraining order.
> No, you're not, Doug. Hillary's going to drive your kids to
school,
> and then you and I are going to sit down and have ourselves a nice
> little talk. Let's say you were stranded on a desert island. Who
> would you choose to help you survive: someone who had thirty-five
> years of experience making real change on Day One, or someone who
> spent his high school years surfing and sucking on a giant bong?
> [click].
>
> Go BIG O in 08!
>

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